Most women complain how they cannot find a sensitive
man that can immediately discern their mood – as if they can – and nurture their
emotional need for constant hugging and answers to questions that basically don’t
mean anything and are usually asked the second you lay your head on the pillow.
They also make fun of the special relationship that
exists between a man and his penis and how the latter makes practically all the
decisions, but what they don’t do is admit that if a man has a broken penis,
you know, a limp penis that can’t even stand straight with a crotch crutch,
they would dump him without even thinking twice. They never mention this, do
they? Hell, the inability of a man to perform in the bedroom can eventually be
held against him in the courtroom and is considered a legal basis for divorce!
A penis is the only broken organ in the body that can do that; a dead brain
doesn’t get you a divorce, a broken leg doesn’t either, you don’t see many
women going: “Your honor, I want a divorce, he doesn’t run marathons with me
and I’ve just had it with this life!”
So ladies, if you want a man that can only hug you all
the time, go get yourself a gay friend, if you want a man that can poke you in
your special region, stop poking at him, you don’t know how much nurturing a
penis needs, he needs to hear kind words and to be caressed constantly so quit
your whining and give us a hand down there!
