--If you
keep your sunglasses on while you’re in the underground metro
--If you
think The Big Bang Theory is the greatest sitcom to have ever existed
--If you
have a Mohawk haircut and you’re not a Mohawk
--If you
call yourself evolved and then support the army
--If you’re
a feminist. Although, that wouldn’t change much for you because, who are we kidding;
nobody wants to get near your genitals anyway
--If
you pay a hundred bucks for a Desigual dress and then call yourself a hippie
--If the
only thing you do is pop children out of your genitals
--If you
publicly state that you’re sapiosexual. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS
BRAINFUCKER!
