Here are
your horoscopes for today, tomorrow, and the rest of your lives:
--Aries:
Today you will refuse to admit that you made a mistake because you didn’t,
everyone is wrong, you’re right
--Taurus:
Today you will do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, again! These
people all have ADD!
--Gemini:
Out of boredom, you will convince yourself to work within a team today, but
yourselves will team up against you and refuse to do it
--Cancer:
Nobody understands you, whatever!!! Hug?
--Leo:
Today more and more people will be fascinated by you and they cannot help but
bow down to you. You are AMAZING!
--Virgo:
Once again today you will be dressed to kill and your intellect will improve by
a 100 just when people thought there wasn’t any more room for it!
--Libra:
Today your attempts to please everyone in the whole world at once will
fail…again. We still love you though. Go paint something, if you can decide
what…
--Scorpio:
As you are very well aware, this information cannot be disclosed in public.
Hush! You sexy sexy thing
--Sagittarius:
You will disagree with someone silent today because silence is not a
philosophically-accepted argument and you’re simply awesome!
--Capricorn:
Today you will organize your people criticism files by alphabetical order and
then you will proceed to count your money
--Aquarius:
You will keep thinking today that you know everything about everything. What
are we saying, of course you do! Please guide us!
--Pisces:
You will go out to buy a new bottle today to allow you to store all those
emotions you experienced just by waking up
